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Joke of the Day

"Breaking News: Radio Shack is closing 1,100 stores nationwide. Even Breakier News: I can't believe there's 1,100 Radio Shack's."

"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off..."

"""I had to keep a straight face."" -my bi friend who's in the closet."

"What do rednecks say after they broke up? We can still be brother and sister."

"How does a Facebook employee greet each other? Hey there, whatsapp!!"

"If candy bars can be called cereal bars to make them sound healthy then why can't alcohol be called cereal drink?"

"One good thing about pedophiles....! At least they drive slow in school zones...!"

"My family thinks I don't get jokes But I'm actually great at them!"

"I ignore politics because politicians clearly ignore me."

"What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates : 1. Nice shirt 2. Wow, a second nice shirt. 3. Okay, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."