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Joke of the Day

"The nice thing about being a hypochondriac is eventually you'll be right, then die while going, ""See? Told you."""

"How did Pinocchio realize he was made of wood? His hand caught on fire."

"Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican? Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!"

"Eliminate Anime and Islam, and you secure the the existence of western culture for eternity"

"Pansexuality is the best... fuck the rest."

"Nancy Reagan didn't have to die... But she said no to drugs."

"What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Asked my buddy ""What would you call an elephant and a rhino mixed?"". He looks at me and says ""Shit man, Helliphino""."

"At the bank, I told the teller I'd like to open a joint account She asked ""Okay, with whom?"" ""With whoever had the most money"" I answered"

"(real news) Chinese archaeologists have discovered the country's oldest mathematics document, written on bamboo more than 2,200 years ago! Even more amazing - one of the answers is wrong."

"How does a Korean walk a dog? With a little bit of oil."