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Joke of the Day

"If Facebook has proved ANYTHING, it's that the love of your life is someone you've never actually met."

"What do you call a baby Muslim? A hand grenade."

"What do your mom and monkeys have in common? Macaque"

"If your name is Sullivan, you've got a good name, but if you go by your nickname you've Sully'd your good name"

"If scientists weren't so busy advancing yogurt technology, we'd have flying cars by now."

"I can't make Casey Anthony jokes. My mom would kill me..."

"Every Saturday is like an episode of CSI... I have to figure out where I was, what I did, and who I did!"

"If Joseph Stalin completed all of his highschool credits Does that make him a Stalingrad?"

"HER: Impress me. ME: I own a record label- HER: Ooooooo ME: er. A record labelER. It makes labels for my Abba vinyls."

"What is the difference between Santa and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney."