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Joke of the Day
"How do Australians sleep? With their heads at the foot of the bed."
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"How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama? One Mississippi."
"My dad told me that no one Really needs Heroin in thier Life I think my dad is sexist"
"They say nice guys finish last.. But isn't that what most women prefer?"
"What did the scientist say to his fellow co-worker to stop him from jumping off the cliff to as an act of suicide? Don't jump, you've got so much potential!"
"What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog ? Dingo Starr !"
"A beautiful woman approaches a man in a bar... A beautiful woman approaches a man in a bar and says, ""hey, big boy. You single?"" He says, ""yeah! How'd you know?"" ""You're fucking ugly, for starters."""
"HULK doesn't have sex, HULK smashes :b"
"Someone talking about something passionately automatically makes them 10 times cuter, unless it's Hitler... Then it's only nein times cuter"
"what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty"