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Joke of the Day
"A guy walks into a bar holding a dog poop... he says ""hey guys, look what I almost stepped in"""
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"""I am doing well."" - Russian man having sex with a well"
"[quietly tries to open a can of beer] driving instructor: what was that"
"I bought a dvd of tiger woods best 18 holes... I was pretty upset it was all golfing."
"Quick! Does anyone know how I can get red wine off of my date's white cat?!"
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who plays the piano? Clever Dick."
"What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by? Pull down his pants."
"The oral sex with my imaginary girlfriend is mind-blowing."
"Opened a can of expired beans and an eagle flew out carrying a photo of a can of fresh beans. I nervously ate the photo while he observed."
"How do Jamaican's end their prayers? Ey mon."