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Joke of the Day
"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."
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"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million. When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right."
"Did you hear about that giant cooling device in Florida? It was a Miami heat fan."
"What's long, black and smelly? The unemployment line."
"A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night... ... and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, ""Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"""
"Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"
"What did Palpatine order in the drive thru? Friiiiiiies"
"Noble gases are safe from the Fine Brothers. They never react."
"What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !"
"UDP Jokes The good thing about UDP jokes, is that I don't care if you get them."