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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so old.... She has a separate entrance for black men."
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"People with scoliosis are the same as you or I... But with a twist. I'll see myself out."
"A man walks in to a bar His alcoholism is destroying his family."
"a mushroom walks into a bar And the bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom replies ""what I'm a fungi""."
"Handjob contest Beat off the competition"
"I hate when I get so stoned that I can barely feel my legs and arms and antlers and wings."
"When my first wife lost her credit card, I didn't report it. Because whoever found it was spending less than she was."
"Car broke down. Seen enough Man vs Wild to survive. 20mins later when the tow truck showed up I was drinking urine out of a poodle's skull."
"My grandfather's last words.. My Grandfather said, ""Your generation relies too much on technology!"" I replied, ""No, your generation relies too much on technology!"" Then I unplugged his life support."
"Why is Monica Lewinsky voting for Donald Trump? Because a Clinton left a very bad taste in her mouth."