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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room? A full set of teeth"
Next Joke
"Kids today have it easy! In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold."
"The thing I like best about smartphones is how they're a prison you keep in your pocket"
"what's the most impressive thing about tom cruise performing his own stunts? he does it in heels"
"When I die, throw berries on my grave Cause that's how I would like to be berried"
"Never own a pet store. Stores make bad pets."
"Only real 90's kids remember being called a lazy fucking millennial"
"Descriptivism is the right way of managing the English language, irregardless of what you think."
"I always drink heavily whenever there's a blizzard or a hurricane or the slightest breeze."
"When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?' She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long"