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Joke of the Day
"Never own a pet store. Stores make bad pets."
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"I was told to put two planks together I totally nailed it."
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"Fireworks? Yes it does."
"Isaac Newton's friend was 16 minutes late the first time they met. At their second meeting, the friend was 8 minutes late. At this rate, said Newton, ""you'll never be on time."""
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"Just saw a poor girl crying in the library, devastated about something. So I pulled up a chair, leaned in and said ""You can shut up or go outside, I've got an exam tomorrow""."
"What do you call a fat psychic... ...a psychic you fat shaming cunt"
"Whats a hoes idea? A Thot."