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Joke of the Day
"My wife told me she wanted to see a huge diamond for her birthday So I took her to a baseball game"
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"My girlfriend calls it selective hearing. I prefer to call it drama filtering."
"What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal? A Robin Williams."
"god: welcome to heaven, bob. today we reunite you with your soulmate bob: karen! god: karen? your soulmate is a japanese farmer named oshi"
"Joanke Its an inside joke."