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Joke of the Day

"To get to the other side. Why did the tachyon cross the road?"

"Wife opening mail to spouse: ""The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'"

"Is Rick Moranis dead? or just his career?"

"What was the difference between C# and VB About 6 months."

"I lost a leg to a guy named Amir... God damn, he's good at playing darts."

"UK /r/jokesters, tell me the most British joke you can think of. The less my American brain can comprehend it, the better!"

"How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth."

"I woke up last night and there was an enormous black coffin at the end of my bed. So I gave him a cough-drop and told him to fuck off."

"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines."

"How did the anus win against the race car driver? He rectum"