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Joke of the Day

"UK /r/jokesters, tell me the most British joke you can think of. The less my American brain can comprehend it, the better!"

"My Girlfriend is quite the fox... She eats out of the garbage at night."

"Why did Bin Laden listen to Eminem? He was an Afghani-Stan."

"I ate an optimist once... But I couldn't keep him down."

"How is eating a girl out like being a member of the mafia? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit!"

"My daughter is worse than a twitter newbie.. She manually Retweets everything I say... To my wife!"

"Apparently, if you Google ""boss"" and ""chloroform"" from your work computer, it sets off an alarm somewhere."

"Your overexposure to Korean pop music last year will be nothing compared to your overexposure to Korean nuclear radiation this year."

"One out of every ten people lives next to a pedophile... ...not me, I live next to two beautiful 8 year olds."

"Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli? I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli."