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Joke of the Day
"Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter? Because they take a fence to that."
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"The difference between a Life Scout and an Eagle Scout. A Life Scout is ready for anything. The Eagle Scout is ready for Murphy's Law."
"A guy walks into a bar. A guy walks into a bar with a block of asphalt under his arm, he says to the bartender ""I'll have two beers, one for me and one for the road"""
"Disabled toilets... Ironically, the only toilets big enough to run around in."
"Unless you can explain how you know me in three words or less, Facebook Friend Request: DENIED."
"Canada day isn't about cheap jokes, you guys. You're forgetting what the holiday is all aboot."
"I got a prison tattoo of mitochondria Now I truly am the powerhouse of the cell"
"Why did the otter cross the road? To say ""hello from the otter side"""
"[first date] I'm sorry, I fiddle when I get nervous ""That's okay"" Yeah.... *jams out epic fiddle solo for the rest of the date*"
"What do you call the act of turning over in bed to switch from the missionary position to doggy style? A sexual revolution."