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Joke of the Day
"Where do Canadians play Basketball? In the NB - ""eh"""
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"Why do girls wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they smell bad"
"Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things."
"A 5 day juice diet. They said I would ""feel it"" working in just 5 days. They were right, I've never felt more hungry in all my life."
"I don't like 9/11 jokes they're 2 plane"
"I have a joke about unemployed people But it won't work."
"Life is all about perspective. The sinking of the Titanic was a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's kitchen."
"A snake walks into a bar And the bartender asks ""How did you do that?"""
"Not to brag or anything, but I scored 4 points on flappy bird before my phone mysteriously flung itself across the room"
"Every human being on earth has mentally retained far too many of the lyrics to ""Barbie Girl."""