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Joke of the Day

"Some relationships are like Tom & Jerry. They tease each other, knock down each other irritate each other but can't live without each other."

"Did you hear about the water that got so angry that he boiled himself? He just had to let off some steam."

"what did the lactose intolerant man say after eating an ice cream cone? please excuse my dairy air"

"When writing science fiction, always Google your made-up planet name; 9 times out of 10, it's an existing yeast infection medication."

"I had to stop eating clocks, it was too time consuming."

"I used to listen to old Mitch Hedberg recordings.. I still do, I just used to too."

"How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures? Someone is lying."

"This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her."

"Wrestling is so stupid..... .....Men with no pants fighting for a belt"

"*gets lockjaw when putting on eyeliner*"