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Joke of the Day

"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow? So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa."

"Why is it that whenever there is two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?"

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."

"The French military suffered a major loss today... Their largest white flag factory burned to the ground."

"Parenting Hack: slide a little cash your kid's teacher's way, & all of his crafts projects will ""mysteriously"" disappear after being graded."

"What is a pirates favorite letter? Arrrr, but his true love be the sea"

"I need professional help. A chef and a butler should do it."

"Why are eggs so good at humor? Because they have running yolks."

"My 3yr old pooped her big girl panties at church today and I forgot the wipes, in case you were feeling bad about being single today."

"Not to brag, but I can cure my wife's insomnia just by taking my clothes off."