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Joke of the Day

"With a name like ""Earl"", I'm more afraid this hurricane will get drunk and beat a pregnant woman, than I am that it will cause flooding."

"There are gravy trains and boats. I wonder what gravy did to get on a no-fly list."

"I'm a ginja. What is that you might say? A ginger ninja"

"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton? Lukewarm"

"What is close to stupidity? Mexico and Canada"

"What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name? He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie."

"How do you know you're at a gay barbecue? The hot dogs taste like ass."

"I'm so much like a noodle when I shower. sit in hot water for 7-8 minutes and become soft, squishy, and delicious afterwards"

"What do you call a man with news paper down his pants Russel"

"Why could the brony butterfly just barely not fly? He was a Fluttershy Posted it because My Little Pony jokes that don't insult bronies are a Rarity."