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Joke of the Day

"How many penises it takes to satisfy president Obama? One, his own."

"A bar walks into a bar Haha I have no idea where I was going with this please don't be mean I thought it was going to be funny."

"How does every black guy joke start? By looking over your shoulder!"

"Shopkeeper: Stop! you can't smoke here. Me: But I bought the it from your shop. Shopkeeper: We also sell condoms but that doesn't mean.. but you don't use them here!"

"A blind man walks in to a fish shop and says ""Hello there lady s"""

"My wife is: 1) Am amazing mom and a great friend 2) Still the most beautiful girl I've ever been with 3) Now following me on Twitter"

"What do you call a generalization made by a farmer? An overall statement."

"What did the snail say when he was riding on the back of the turtle? Weeeeeeeeee"

"How many prostitutes can you kill before the FBI gets involved? Asking for a friend."

"Can we get a tagging system for jokes? Like [OL] for one-liners, [S] for story, etc.."