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Joke of the Day

"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. But it takes 5 episodes."

"Healthy human blood must be a low-carb meal... Because it's the most-keto diet."

"Is there a mouse in the house ? No but there's a moose on the loose !"

"How do you eat a DNA spaghetti? With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)"

"[drops a pinch of fish food into fish tank] ME: here ya go little buddies FISH: oh wow pukey shit flakes again, thanks man"

"I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon - perfect."

"Did you ever ask your parents what went wrong, people named Lasagna?"

"Recent documents have shown Mussolini was one of biofuels' first advocates, using them extensively in Italy, even for public transport He made the trains run on thyme"

"Women shouldn't work outside the home. It's STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs."

"The detective said it was ""super fucking weird, but not illegal"" to rub Rogaine on my daughter's back every morning."