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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses? There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!"

"Arnold Schwarzenegger and Michael Jackson decided to combine their efforts to create a Superhuman... they called it Michael Sch......was-a-negger. Sorry for the Racism :<"

"A friend of mine in law enforcement doesn't like The Clash. I guess you could say that sheriff don't like it."

"""sir can you describe the stingray that attacked you?"" yes it was like a weird pancake"

"I got fired from my job.. ..for being a pervert I don't understand why, though, I'm always hard at work."

"Did you hear about the Spaniard who was obsessed with Greek Mythology? I said to him, ""Jesus?"" and he replied, ""Where's Zeus?"""

"""If I should die before I wake, please don't draw any dicks on my face."""

"What's the difference between In-laws and 0utlaws? Outlaws are wanted."

"Two condoms are walking down a street. A gay bar appears. One condom says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""

"I'll never understand how Americans use cheese from tubes or slices as everyday food... We should definitely make America grate again."