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Joke of the Day
"So a three legged dog walks into a bar and says, ""I'm lookin for the man that shot my paw."""
Next Joke
"Women like you are hard to find.. My ex wanted to know if still thought of her. Quite often I said. ""Women like you are hard to find. Most of you are in state hospitals."""
"What did the Soviet man have to say about the Nazis? U SS R the worst"
"I fucking hate cheap 1 ply toilet paper.... It's just so shitty"
"Knock knock joke from my 10 year old cousin. Knock knock. **Who's there?** Police. **Police who?** Police let me in, its cold out here!"
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch? Phil"
"Why can't witches get pregnant? Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!"
"My 13yo just dumped his girlfriend and now he's attempting to get his hoodie back. He's in for one hell of a life lesson."
"What do we want? Doppler effect! When do we want it? nooaaaaAAAwwww!"
"What do you call bacteria that can swim fast? Micro Phelps."