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Joke of the Day

"Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like? May Theforcebewithyou."

"My doctor told me that I have to stop masturbating! Because otherwise he can't do his medical examination."

"What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen."

"My ex is having a really hard time moving on From what I can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)."

"what do you call an effeminate dwarf? A metro-gnome...."

"If I had a dollar for every gender that exists.... I'd have two dollars."

"Why do Jewish guys get circumcised? Because Jewish women love anything 10 percent off."

"How I learned to stop worrying and be anxious about different stuff instead while still worrying about the first thing."

"I can't wait until the year 2054 when the easy-listening music you hear in elevators will be Skrillex."

"If I had a dollar for every time Hillary played the Woman Card ...I'd have $0.77 cents."