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Joke of the Day

"A a few States in the south celebrate MLK and Robert E Lee day on the third Monday in January. They are working to separate them."

"You know what's stupider than a cow? Two cows."

"Tyrone says ""come on shaniqua one extra stripe on a zebra wont hurt her"" She replies "" fucker stop talking about my strech marks"""

"So Porsche released a Jewish Car... The Yom KiPorsche, since the Muslims already had the Porsche 911"

"Yesterday I found out my girlfriend of 5 years has conditional gemder dysphoria She said she needed to be Frank with me"

"If I wasn't so addicted to food and shelter I would quit this lousy job."

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar.. It was tense."

"If I worked at a pizza place I would use pepperoni to spell out ""Marry me?"" on pizzas all the time just to make things awkward for couples."

"What are the voices in my head saying, I hear you all ask..."

"Why are people not right in the head? Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!"