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Joke of the Day

"[Bad magician coroner] is this your husband's body [widow] no [Bad magician coroner] isss this your husband's body"

"Which type of juice has the most mood swings? Caprice Sun. [OC]"

"If there's two things I hate, it's racist people and niggers."

"What did the terrorist say to the police before he blew up the building? C4 yourself!"

"Cows... What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef... What do you call a cow with one leg? Lean beef... What do you call a cow with two legs? A Texan..."

"The Biggest Joke of 2016 Mariah Carey's Performance at Dick Clarks Rockin New Years Eve"

"Him: You're a DJ? I'm not one for dancing. I've got this leg, you see? I've had it since the war. Me: How long have you had the other one?"

"Wife: He's just so literal all of the time, he gets so confused Psychiatrist: Is this true? Me: [worried] Are u really gonna make me shrink?"

"What do you call the hair between your grandmas boobs? Her vagina..."

"If I don't make this right hand turn going exactly 3 mph, the entire universe will explode & everyone will die. - the lady in front of me"