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Joke of the Day
"I need a girl that appreciates the little things. So when I take my pants off she will be excited."
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"Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list."
"What kind of girls date firefighters? Hose."
"Weighing elephants is .. A large scale problem."
"Maybe the Loch Ness Monster is really just giraffes that don't want people to know they like to swim YOU DON'T KNOW"
"Know what they call the useless skin around a vagina? A woman."
"What do you find in a rythmic bakery? A-bun-dance"
"[courtroom] Lawyer: If you didnt bite that surfers leg THEN WHO DID Shark: I'm telling you idk *whale in the audience opens a big newspaper*"
"What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple? Two Wongs don't make a white"
"Did you hear the one about the gang that's throwing eggs at people and kicking their asses? No Yolks but that enough about the Beaters"