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Joke of the Day
"Everyone thought the swordsmith was very persuasive He made a good point"
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"[restaurant] Man *proposing to his gf*: ""Will you make me the happiest man alive?"" [me, alone, eating nachos a table over] ""Not possible"""
"Height of complement - Lol Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"Remembering idioms is easy It's not rocket fuel"
"Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese? It was for the grater good."
"What do you call a discount sauna? A steam sale"
"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day... Anal sex makes your hole weak!"
"What comes in pints? elephants"
"I wonder what kids today are going to tell their kids. Yeah. it was rough back then. I didn't get a smartphone til 4th grade and sometimes the wifi didn't work upstairs.'"
"What is the most confusing day in Harlem Fathers day"