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Joke of the Day
"What comes in pints? elephants"
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"Lemme get this straight: you take my tonsils, I get free ice cream [dr] yup what other parts of me will you take in exchange for ice cream"
"An ESPN ad just popped up with, ""Want to keep up with the Women's NCAA Tournament? Click the link below!"" Ha... ESPN, always the comedian."
"How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child? Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs."
"I masturbate with soap... Just thought I'd come clean."
"when no one is looking, squirrels use donuts as hula hoops"
"What has nine arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
"jokes what do you call a bunch of people whove been in horrible accidents in a swimming pool vegatable soup"
"What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8."
"My friend recently found out that he is both gay and dyslexic... He is still in Daniel..."