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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit."

"Left-handed people can't do anything right."

"Just laid an egg. Very worried"

"I accidentally stabbed myself with a pen It drew blood."

"I intend to live forever... or die trying."

"Yo momma... Yo momma so stupid she wanted to buy tickets to watch xbox live."

"What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate? I find it a tad one-sided."

"What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood? Your noggin"

"Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)"

"How does a witch make scrambled eggs ? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'"