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Joke of the Day

"I pet my dog and she started to purr. Thought I should lay off the drugs until I realized the cat was sitting behind her."

"Why a centipede cannot fly coach? Not enough leg room!"

"Whay does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."

"How do you call a lesbian's pussy? The no man's land. (From me, but that's an easy one, so someone must have come up with it before. But as a frenchman, I'm pretty proud of it.)"

"Me: Did you know a cockroach can live for weeks with no head? Him: That's nothing. Husbands sometimes go for years."

"A homeless guy jumps on your back... Do you carry him around or beat him off?"

"What do you call a singer who enjoys spicy food? Frank Sriracha"

"We went camping at Yellowstone National Park on a moonless night. It was in tents."

"I like to think I'm pretty smart. I just managed to get a 90 on my iq test."

"What happened after 14-Year-Old Richie inherited his father's footwear empire? He came into a lot of socks."