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Joke of the Day
"Whenever I utter the word 'sober' I wash my mouth out with alcohol."
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"I forgot why I was retracing my steps so I gave up and re-retraced them back to bed."
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"What's worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust"
"Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot, let me in! Credit to: /u/Squidward_On_Drugs on an AskReddit thread, wanted to share with r/jokes"
"The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone has stolen every lamp in his house."
"Why did the Indian cross the road? To buy chikken tikka masala!"
"Hey you just shot my wife. I'm so sorry have a shot at mine !"