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Joke of the Day

"A fat man complained to a doctor that obesity runs in the family The doctor replied: It's not obesity that runs in the family, it's that no one runs in your family."

"""Doctor, is the baby healthy?"" ""Yes Kanye, and just so you know I was the first one to hold her."" ""Huh?"" *Ray-J pulls off surgical mask"

"Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To see he's flat mate"

"I never knew what nationality Santa was until now. I just found out that he is actually North Polish."

"Why does more black people get run over during the day? You can't see them when it is night."

"My wife just told me to go to hell, anyone else need anything from Walmart?"

"Did you see the newspaper report about the midget psychiatrist wanted by the police.... The headline said ""Small medium at large""... I'll see myself out!"

"The boss said I need to be more of a team player, so I rounded up all my coworkers & we kicked his ass."

"Why did they start using liquid soaps in prisons? (if you thought because you can't drop it, guess again) Because it takes longer to pick up."

"If the head of CIA can't even hide his own affair it's pretty safe to say there were no aliens at Roswell and we really went to the moon."