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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a dyslexic joke? Knock there who's knock?"
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"I knew my younger sister was becoming an archeologist after she started dating her best friend's father. She loves to be around old bones."
"I just saw the pope in the restroom Holy shit"
"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance We'll see about that."
"you gotta hand to short people. Because they can't reach it."
"What's one cracker plus two crackers. [257 Calories](http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)"
"I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering, 98 of them said, ""How the hell did you get in here?"""
"museum guide: america was founded on july 4, 1776 me: [nodding sagely] ah yes so its a Cancer. this explains everythig"
"Why is Donald Trump such a surprise? People did Nazi him coming."
"Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white...."