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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a dyslexic joke? Knock there who's knock?"
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"Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it... But those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it! **Credits to Rob Denbleyker of Cyanide & Happiness**"
"I feel bad for my Roomba, so every other day I vacuum while it sits on the couch watching TV and drinking beer."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate the headphone jack."
"What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew."
"Kids here's a tip. Next Christmas leave Santa marijuana cookies and watch how happy your parents magically become the next morning"
"Jesus walked into a tavern and saw a man who could not walk. He said, ""FRIEND, HAVE YOU BEEN INVOLVED IN AN ACCIDENT AT WORK THAT WASN'T YOUR FAULT?!"""
"The police are looking for a racist attacker I phoned them up, but apparently it's not a job offer."
"Elon Musk's space travel corp. decided not to fund the recent reboot of Carrie, just because they were scared... I guess you could say it was a *Sissy SpaceX.*"
"The War on Terrorism.... ....God's way of teaching Geography to Americans."