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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear my favorite holocaust joke? Aw, schwitz! I forgot it :("

"How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico? Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"What's the difference between Australia and yogurt? At least if you leave yogurt alone for a while it develops a culture."

"What's the difference between an insurance company and an asshole? If you shove money into an asshole at least you can expect to get shit back"

"I order to stay in the Navy, I had to take a course in anchor management."

"I find it quite sexy to see cum dribbling out of a girl's vagina. But not if I've just taken off her knickers."

"[MORBID] What do black people and apples have in common? They both look better hanging."

"If an accountant's wife cannot sleep what does she say? ""Darling could you tell me about your work."""

"Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him? To see how long he slept."

"How do we know the toothbrush was invented in West Virginia? If it had been invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush."