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Joke of the Day

"Why do donut shops not hire security? Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection."

"I've been going to the gym for 3 weeks now with no results.. What Pokemon do I use to lose weight?"

"What do you get when a vampire bites a goblin? A Hemogoblin"

"Are your clothes meant to scream out ""help"" when you squeeze yourself into them?"

"[Ouija board] Me: Demon? I-W-I-L-L-E-A-T-Y-O-U-R-E-S-O-U-L Me: *your Y-O-U-K-N-O-W W-H-A-T-I-D-O-N-T-W-A-N-T-Y-O-U-R-S-O-U-L-A-N-Y-M-O-R-E"

"The Japanese have two words for dog One is as a pet, the other is as a meal"

"Why did the train go left? Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it."

"Conjunctivitis.com Now there's a site for sore eyes."

"Three small children walk into a bar... These kids not used to times square"

"Just finished charging my iPhone. Lets see how long the battery la"