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Joke of the Day

"My wife found a spot between her boobs this morning. The doctor eased her worries telling her it was just her belly button"

"Did you hear about the guy who wanted to put OJ Simpson's knife on display? He was caught trying to frame it"

"Starting a hammock company for kids called Kidnaps and maybe I need to rethink some things."

"What's the difference between your mom and my mom? Your mom still sucks my dad's dick"

"[x-post from r/dyslexia] Today I misread 63 as 68 so it took me twice as long to get home with the public transport Whoops, wrong bus"

"Life is like a box of chocolates... the fatter you are, the shorter it lasts!"

"Knock, Knock... The creator of the Knock Knock joke should get a Nobel Prize."

"People who were huge fans of the Backstreet Boys are now in positions of responsibility, making important decisions."

"Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you're thinking to yourself, ""But Chuck Norris isn't black"", then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist."

"What bird is most likely to inspire a revolution? A pigeon... ""Coup, coup"""