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Joke of the Day

"DR DOG: have you been taking your diabetes meds daily? PATIENT: no DR DOG: *hits him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper* Bad patient!"

"Whats the difference between Marmalade and Jam? You cant marmalade your cock up a womans arse..."

"I used to have a problem watching internet pornography... but then I upgraded from dial-up to a cable modem."

"Joke: The swearing parrot geaNostra"

"Doctor! Is it normal to have one leg longer than the other two?"

"somebody took my dog while we were waiting in line at the vet i cried out ""Somebody stole my Spot!!"""

"Why do so many dyslexic vegans move to Dallas? For the Sallad"

"Five years ago I asked the most beautiful girl in the world out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two."

"I had a roommate, but he was ran over by a bus... Now I have a flatmate."