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Joke of the Day

"what do you call it if you spend all of your money on pokeballs and lure modules on Pokemon go? Brokemon (shit jokemon)"

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"What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland? Old bae."
"Back-to-school tip for parents: while not explicitly forbidden, it is frowned upon to spray champagne on the hood of a departing school bus."
"What is cold, grey, and ugly? Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno."
"Don't bother using those white packets of seasoning inside new shoes, they taste terrible."
"Fat, single and ready for a pringle!"
"People are always mistaking things I say as racist. The other day, this guy thought I called him a 'sand nigger.' But what I said was, 'get out of the sand, nigger. Volleyball is a white man's sport.'"
"My dad was a magician... He could be walking down the street and turn into a bar."
"I like my women like I like my coffee...... Ground up and in the freezer"
"A man started choking in the line at Wendys today. Luckily the manager jumped into action and opened another register"