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Joke of the Day

"Two Unix experts are talking about their age... - What is your date of birth? - 0 - Ohh, nice I was born in January too."

"How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists? Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it."

"The best reason to divorce or break-up with a man is for health reasons you're sick of him."

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."

"Electric Trains Q: What do electric trains and boobs have in common? A: They're both meant for small children, but it's the grown men that end up playing with them."

"So while Lane Kiffin was managing the Alabama offensive... he had Nick Saban's daughter handling the D?"

"What do Asians do when they have an erection? They vote"

"Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!"

"Donald trump Yeah."

"In order to get my teenagers attention I shut off the WiFi router and wait for them in the room it's in."