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Joke of the Day
"Just burned 2000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at the grocery store."
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"What did Trump say to Putin after he got elected? Well, Vladimir, urine for a real treat the next four years."
"When a relationship becomes too much work can you outsource the work to China?"
"Mechanic: that's gonna cost $2000 Me: how much? Mechanic: $3000 Me: what did you say before that Mechanic: I said ""that's gonna cost"""
"Why isn't soap cool? Because it's basic."
"As a politician... You need to shake hands & kiss babies... ...and take good care not to confuse the two."