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Joke of the Day

"Toilet humor So I visited the bathroom this morning and said hey toilet how was your Christmas? Toilet replied probably better than yours, I wasn't visited by a bunch of arses!"

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"Asian gangs, also known as study groups.."
"[kids fighting in the back seat] ME: I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL PULL OVER AND START A PODCAST RIGHT NOW IF YOU 2 DON'T CUT IT OUT."
"Why does Kim Jong Un so quick to anger? He's been holding in his shit for years"
"(Shaq wakes up, steps in front of the green screen in his bedroom, knocks out 20-30 commercials, begins his day.)"
"I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went Then it dawned on me."
"How much longer until we can get pets that are also wifi hotspots?"
"What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents? A wharfanage"
"My therapist said I need to find a new hobby. Besides pissing off therapists."
"It's crazy how my ex was so upset about losing me that he had to build a life with a new woman."