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Joke of the Day

"Why did Hitler move from Germany to Westeros in full support of the Starks? Because he saw real hope for an Aryan nation."

"What is the difference between camping and being homeless? Marshmallows"

"I farted in a room full of hipsters.. then watched them fight over who heard it first."

"All I'm saying is that if you were a real psychic palm reader you would of made me wash my hands first."

"Why don't programmers go on panty raids? Because they get undie find errors."

"My wife wanted to get a cat. I really didn't want one, so after a lot of discussions, we reached a compromise: we're getting a cat."

"How did people charge their phones before electricity? They didn't...!"

"""Nice place!"" Mmmehh ""Hungry?"" Mmmehh ""You look nice."" Mmmehh ""DO I EVEN MAKE YOU HAPPY?!?"" Mmmehh ""Mom told me not to date a goat."""

"How did they cure the swine flu? With oinkment."

"A mexican magician tell his audience he will disappear on the count of 3 ""Uno, Dos..."" *poof* He disappeared without a tres"