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Joke of the Day
"How did they cure the swine flu? With oinkment."
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"[waving hands and chasing down ice cream truck] Hey! ""What'll it be?"" [out of breath] Nothing. Just wanted to tell you I'm vegan"
"An American cop stops a man driving. ""Do you have any idea why I pulled you over?"" ""Umm, no?"" ""Neither do I"" *cop shoots man 6 times"""
"When Dracula went to the blood bank, he said: ""Do you deliver?"""
"FRIEND: you gotta go home and show your wife who's boss ME: damn right [later] ME: jen listen up *pulls out photo* this is my manager tim"
"Is it a coincidence that as soon as Bruce Jenner turns into a female, that she becomes a bad driver? Too soon?"
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"
"A joke a statistics prof once told me... The average American has one testicle and one ovary."
"No thank you GPS. I have this magic ring on my left hand that connects me to the nice young lady in the passenger's seat who knows everything."
"So scientists have invented a way to turn dolphins nearly invisible It's pretty neat, but I don't really see the porpoise."