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Joke of the Day
"What does a horny gay rooster say in the morning? ""Any-cock'll-doooooo!"""
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"Dave's Adventure In A Cave (Limerick) There once was a man named Dave, who found a dead whore in a cave. She was ugly as shit and missing one tit, but think of the money he saved!"
"Which strip club does Obama go to? The Illuminaughty"
"I'm the most indecisive person I know... At least, I think I am.."
"Marriage Counseling Therapist: So you're considering ending the marriage? Wife: I am sick of all the Star Wars puns. Husband: Divorce is strong with this one."
"Why did Snake walk into the bar? Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception."
"One time Bill Murray came up to me at a Wendys, took a fry off my tray, ate it, looked me dead in the eyes and said ""Nobody's going to believe you"""
"Why can't women ski? there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom."
"1. Ice *check* 2. Ice *check* 3. Baby *calls 911* - Freezer Inspector -"
"I want to sleep my way to the top. Like with actual sleep. Wake me when I've conquered."