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Joke of the Day

"If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever."

"What's white & falls from the sky? ""The coming of the Lord."" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell."

"Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth? He ate his pizza before it was cool."

"I've been called ""Poindexter"" for different things... Does that make me ambipoindextrous?"

"friend: Are you eating a whole frozen pizza by yourself? me: It was on sale for $4 friend: I wasnt asking because I thought it was expensive"

"Yelling at a dog to stop barking doesn't work because the dog just goes ""Cool, now we're both barking!"""

"Thought of this joke in a dream. What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate? ""Bro, do you even shift?"""

"1. that's not a pregnancy test, and 2. you're pissing on my flash drive"

"Why was Stalin literally worse than Hitler? Because Hitler at least wrote his own books"

"I took my kids to the zoo to see exotic cats, but we couldn't find the ocelots I think we just got ocelost."