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Joke of the Day
"If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever."
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"I'm most freaked when I take the dog out after dark and remember it's stupid white girls like me that are killed first in horror movies."
"Bieber roast! Lets hear your best or should I said your worst! Calling all redditors!"
"Co-worker: ""If you love something, set it free, if it comes back it's yours to k.."" Me - ""THOSE ARE BOOMERANGS, MICHELLE."""
"My wife tried to buy something online yesterday.... Anyone know how to get a credit card out of a floppy drive?"
"/r/blackpeopletwitter is still dark /r/blackpeopletwitter"
"New study shows you can get HIV/AIDS from toilet seats in public restrooms By sitting down before the other guy gets up"
"What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow? Cows are real."
"Me: Damn girl your new selfie is awesome but isn't it a bit late to zombiefy yourself? Her: What's zombiefy? Me: ...Your hair looks great!"
"What do you call an invalidation of someone's argument because they cannot differentiate between their and they're? ad homonym"