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Joke of the Day

"If anyone says YOLO to me I say YOLBYPCFAC (You Only Live Because Your Parents Couldn't Find A Condom). I hope it catches on..."

"5th grade teacher: ""You have more wrong answers than your whole class combined. I have never seen one person make so many mistakes."" Student: ""Well... not *one* person. My dad helped me too."""

"Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again."

"For as long as I remember I've always had amnesia."

"What be a pirate's favorite letter? Ayy, you think it be ""r"" but it really be the ""c""."

"If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!"

"Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!"

"If you fall outta your car in your driveway, it's your own asphalt."

"An old married couple talk sex. Wife: What ever happened to our sex relations? Husband: I don't know, they don't even send Christmas cards anymore."

"Posting pumpkin carving pictures on social media is so last year."