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Joke of the Day
"A cannibal ate a charismatic... He threw up his hands"
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"I had intimate contact with Jesus... ...in a Mexican jail cell."
"Who robbed Lochte at the Olympics? Phelps."
"What does watching golf and a giant spinning dildo have in common? They both bore the fuck out of you."
"Oh trust me, I am very racist I ran plenty of marathons"
"How do you say Tony Romo in Spanish? Mark Sanchez."
"I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves."
"""I'm not a violent person but people can change"", I whisper as someone takes a bite of my food."
"My friend and I applied for work at the new submarine factory. I don't know if we'll get jobs, but we'll see what surfaces."
"The prince didn't mind living in his father's luxurious house but some days it was hard living in the chateau of his father"