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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Bigfoot and Donald Trump ? One is big loud and smelly the other is a mythological creature ?"

"What is worse than Spygate? Deflate-Gate"

"Dance like no one is watching you while secretly videotaping to later be posted on YouTube so you become the latest worldwide laughing stock"

"What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week? The posters"

"I'm not very good at building fences Sorry, I don't know where to put this post."

"Did you hear about Instagram, the weed delivery service? nm was thinking of Instantgram"

"Yo momma's so dense she has an accretion disk I'm so sorry..."

"Russia will eat Turkey for thanksgiving this year."

"How's a Volvo just like a woman? The pussy is on the inside."

"If Donald Trump thinks America doesn't win anymore, he can tell that to Marvin Walters who won $100,000 playing Fun 5's in the Ohio Lottery!"