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Joke of the Day

"Computer: Login failed. Did you forget your password? Me: oh shi-- [Cut to my password waiting alone on the side of a soccer field]"

"""Lift those weights, see if I care."" Said the impersonal trainer."

"Why does santa have such a large sack? Because he only comes once a year"

"A Lesbian got fired from a Sperm bank She got caught drinking on the job"

"I named my dog Syndrome So every time he jumps on people I can shout: ""Down Syndrome!"""

"What do you call a really cheesy thought? A quesaIDEA."

"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Good with the Gaelic."

"What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft? Halfway."

"Why did the pilot hit the Alps? To get to the other side."

"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics Even if you win, you're still retarded."