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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Irish lesbian? Good with the Gaelic."

"Why can't you run in a camp ground? You can only 'ran'; it's past tents."

"The year 2932, lines for the new iPhone are so long, many die before reaching the end. Those who do, get back in line for the next phone."

"I once met a girl with 12 nipples... Sounds funny. Dozen tit."

"I burnt my mouth on a slice of pizza. But I got my revenge. It's poop now."

"DATING TIP: add Free Wi-Fi' to your dating profile"

"Bought a jug of detergent that said it will clean 126 loads. ...So why, after 3 washes, do my sheets still glow under the black light?"

"TIL Socrates' last words. ""I drank WHAT?!"""

"How did one dinosaur insult the other? Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star."

"What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube? People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul."