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Joke of the Day

"Everybody's talking about the super obnoxious drunk guy at the bar last night. I was at that same bar and I didn't even notice him. Weird."

"What's the best way to attract a pervert? The NSFW tag, you freak"

"I never argue, I just explain why I'm right."

"Well..I updated my status...offended someone. Was deleted from their friend list...Yep..My work here is done "

"A man told little Johnny ""I'll give you a piece of candy if you come in my van?"" Little Johnny replied ""I'll cum on your face for the entire bag!"""

"Why is Columbus a slang term for cocaine in Native American communities? Because it's white and kills them."

"Swimming Pool Joke Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."

"What do you call violence in the kitchen? Assault and pepper"

"In a communist country, what does a woman say to a man before having sex? I want you to seize my means of reproduction."

"Millions of people are killed every year because they didn't check behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."